Ryan Geraghty
[Product Designer]


A sarcastic product, poking fun at Apple’s MacBook Pro port changes.

As featured on: Cult of MacDesignTAXI MarketoonistYanko Design


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Inspired Poetry

Three dongles for the Design-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Engineer-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Marketers doomed to die,

One for the Lord Cook on his dark throne,

In the Land of Apple where the Profits lie,

One dongle to rule them all, one dongle to find them,

One dongle to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Apple where the Profits lie